Things my roomie and I say after midnight

Me: Pink sponge good, right?
Vanessa: Yes, it’s not that hard to remember. Green is seahorses, pink is breast cancer.


Vanessa: You see, it’s good to practice doing shots with Coke, because if I was ever in an undercover situation, like, as a spy or something–
Me: Vanessa, when are you ever going to be in that situation?? You’re going to be an elementary school teacher!


Me: What are you doing?
Vanessa: Making a post like yours.
Me: Wha- wha- wha- whaaaaaat?



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Things my roomie and I say after midnight

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